A smallish town in central Illinois where older generations think its the nicest place to be but younger generations think its a small Cicero, and there Facebook names consist of things like lil, that boy and the realist.
by Jfk Grassy knoll May 25, 2020
a small town where rich rids get praised for bullying people. And the rest are emo furries that attack everyone
riverside illinois sucks for the most part
by coolkidcentral199 May 13, 2022
A rundown shithole filled with white trash people and white trash businesses.
Home to the worst High-school to ever exist. If you want to grow up and go to a D3 College then it’s the place for you!
Home to the worst High-school to ever exist. If you want to grow up and go to a D3 College then it’s the place for you!
“You ever been to Bridgeport Illinois?”
“Who the fuck lives there, my buddy caught a hooker giving the sloppiest head i’ve seen in the corner behind Casey’s.”
“Who the fuck lives there, my buddy caught a hooker giving the sloppiest head i’ve seen in the corner behind Casey’s.”
by RHHS Attendant May 01, 2022
A place that is garbage. It is full of unknowingly racist white people and has high taxes and nothing in it because it's a place in illinois that isn't chicago.
by an autistic donkey November 10, 2020
A town in rural Illinois about 65 miles outside of Chicago. Has Northern Illinois University in the center. Otherwise you got a Walmart and a small Bestbuy. There is lots of corn. And a high school that had its power get knocked out 7 times in 2007-2008 and has had a couple of gang fights and multiple attempts at arson. There isn't much besides that. There was a school shooting at NIU in 2008. Besides the shootings the only claims of fame are the invention of barbed wire in DeKalb and supermodel Cindy Crawford.
Freind: How's DeKalb, Illinois?
Me: You know it sucks.
or
Friend: Wanna hang out?
Me: Walmart or Target?
Friend: Target sounds good.
Me: You know it sucks.
or
Friend: Wanna hang out?
Me: Walmart or Target?
Friend: Target sounds good.
by thelonelywolf July 03, 2009
A village avout an hour away from St. Louis. It is quite amazing, and perfect for raising kids as it has an extremely low crime rate.
by imanarwhal May 01, 2011
by Guy who doesnt live in Illioni May 25, 2010