hurricane bait

a city along the Gulf Coast that is full of hurricane food; the tell tale signs include: insufficient levees, altitudes below sea level, and crime reports that show an increase of theft just after a hurricane strikes

Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries: Just months before Katrina...

Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?

Jill: New Orleans sounds fun...

Robert Stack: But the reviews on Expedia.com neglected to mention that New Orleans is hurricane bait and that months later, they would become nothing but hurricane food.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

hurricane haley

A reigning "scene queen" made famous by a Forever the Sickest Kids song titled "Hurricane Haley" written by her ex boyfriend of the band, firecrotch Caleb Turman. There's an ongoing joke in the scene world that once you've known/hooked up with Haley your band gets big. She's been seen/rumored with members of Bring Me The Horizon, Cobra Starship, Sing it loud, Bleeding Through, and Farewell. She and her friends pride themselves on their good looks, style, and being guest listed for every show ever.

"THERES A HURRICANE IN THE FORECAST"
"SOOOOO HURRICANE HALEYS GOING TO BE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT?"

"OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO HURRICANE SEASON"

by fatalattraction March 23, 2009

Hurricane Katrina

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Hurricane bawbag

The hurricane that hit Scotland was aptly named hurricane bawbag. Scots thumbed their noses at mother nature and reduced winds of upto 160mph to that of a scrotum. Mon the scots!

Aw man did you see hurricane bawbag? It was pure hefty windy

by Bawbagggs December 17, 2011

Hurricane Katrina

An event which pointed out that President George Walker Bush is mentally challenged. We should keep in mind that the President's imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an IQ of a peanut. So in respect to this, the country's reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be VERY slow. In other words, The Homeland Security should have raised the "terrorist threat" to red already!!!

Bush is THE Hurricane Katrina fo sho'.

by kmari October 7, 2005

Hurricane Katrina

The moment in history when the USA revealed to the world the hollowness of its claim to being the richest nation.

World leader: "I thought the USA was rich and powerful until hurricane katrina"

by Brindabella September 27, 2005

Hurricane Katrina

Some form of weather phenomenon that allows people to live in domed structures and urinate on floors.

Can also be used as an excuse for looting and raping, but only in America.

"I really need a slash, a shag and a new telly."

"Right, just tell the police that a Hurricane Katrina hit your house. You can slash on the floor, nick a telly and then rape your neighbours."

by Rat Fans September 27, 2005