A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity

Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go and see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine

by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024

Kallan Hurlbert

Kaplan is the most beautiful and stunning boy I have ever met, he is nice and caring and he always has time for me. I lovee him so much and I wish he was mine.. he’s aroace and I’m aroace, we have more stuff in common too! We both lovee object shows and are VERY unserious

Allan, can I be your boyfriend?
Yes 🔲 Definitely 🔲 (Text me your answer 😛)

PLEASE BE MINE, PLEASE SAY YES KALLAN HURLBERT

by Sammichjumbo January 11, 2025

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025