slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

by das jon July 30, 2006

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

stripe humper

Someone who drives down the middle of the road, on top of or over the line. A person who won't pick a lane.

I hate riding in the car with Drivey McBad, he's a stripe humper, and it makes me nervous.

by badgerdog March 8, 2009

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

shit humper

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.

look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper

by famousegrenade April 6, 2010

sausage hammer

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006