hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.
by thatguy911 August 08, 2011
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Alabama hot pocket

When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns
Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket
by That dude 1time January 25, 2020
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hot pocket

A sexual move two couples do when a male takes a dump on the girls pussy and fucks it known as the hot pocket.
hey bro have you done a hot pocket yet to your girl?
by angie278 July 02, 2010
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Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.
I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.
by D a n November 17, 2007
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Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
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Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void
"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"
by Stan Key Bousi June 11, 2020
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steaming hot pocket

When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.
Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!
by Knuxdp January 24, 2018
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