French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006

lower horn

The penis. The term was coined on an episode of Futurama.

"Prepare the lower horn!"

by Cat-Owning Dork July 14, 2009

french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!

by Cyrstal July 14, 2005

French Horn

A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.

Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.

by Tanja June 6, 2004

get on the horn

To use the telephone.

Hey Simpson, get on the horn and tell accounting we need more TPS reports.

by famousramos June 11, 2004

horn trip

party in a car; driving around back roads of Prince Edward County drinking large quantities of liquor and beer; refers to a particular route in the coun'y

"What'd you do Saturday night?"
"The Hayloft was full so we went Horn Tripping"

by coun'y local January 28, 2008

Wicked Horn

The act of having sex with animal horns/tusks. The woman inserts the non-sharp end of the horn. She then has sex with her partner's anus or vagina. If she masturbates with the horn, she lifts only one leg up and inserts the sharp end of the horn and continues until orgasm occurs. Different sharp objects can be used for this act, such as a butterknife, a cone, etc.

Man, Julie was masturbating with a goat's horn yesterday. I think she called it the Wicked Horn. Fucking crazy.

by HiruXD August 29, 2007