Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
by Pontiacc February 13, 2017
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mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.
Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
by DryCleaningBuffalo December 28, 2018
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Holiday Leftovers

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.
Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."
by _Well_Informed_ July 01, 2017
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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
by Holiday Lobster December 06, 2020
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school holiday

a break for school students and all homework aren't necessary
dude it's school holiday! all homework r shit
by lunalixe March 31, 2013
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holiday scene

a holiday scene is a person who goes down to the city and "trys" to be scene and goes to the city when they want but all the emos and scenes yell out at them and embaress the fuck out of them infront of everyone because real emos and scenes are in town almost 24/7
real scene 1:look at the fucking holiday scenes trying to fit in it so pathetic
real scene 2:i know there just so fucking stupid, ive seen them 2 times in the last month
real scene 1:"yells at holiday scene"go back to where you came from fucking holiday scene!...
by JessFUCKINGJenocide October 27, 2008
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Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.
"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"
by Falafelfield December 22, 2005
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