lady holiday

A code name for a woman's menstral period, or another way of saying her "time of the month".

Ugh cramps, bad! Lady holiday started today.

by coleyy_xoxo May 7, 2015

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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.

Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!

by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020

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When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.

Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."

by _Well_Informed_ July 5, 2017

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mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.

Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.

by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018

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holiday scene

a holiday scene is a person who goes down to the city and "trys" to be scene and goes to the city when they want but all the emos and scenes yell out at them and embaress the fuck out of them infront of everyone because real emos and scenes are in town almost 24/7

real scene 1:look at the fucking holiday scenes trying to fit in it so pathetic
real scene 2:i know there just so fucking stupid, ive seen them 2 times in the last month
real scene 1:"yells at holiday scene"go back to where you came from fucking holiday scene!...

by JessFUCKINGJenocide March 4, 2009

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