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hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011
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Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi
"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"
by No cake no cake August 7, 2020
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hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
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hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch
by Fornicater January 11, 2014
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Hobbit Weekend

Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.
Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.
by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011
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Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.
Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
by aairving April 7, 2015
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Cock Hobbit

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect
That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”
by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020
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