std catching baseball whore. can't keep a man because she goes and sucks his homies dick. smokes stigs and sucks dick cause she can't get good grades. talks shit about everyone even tho the bitch got a lazy eye and looks like sid.
by gossip slut 305 October 7, 2019
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
by Papi Rikiii 305 November 26, 2019
Squirrelly Hernandez Arkejea is a goddess of the beautiful ancient classroom civilization, Arkejea. She is the god of squirrels and is apparently a baddie in the real world.
by AdisR April 27, 2021
One of the coolest Mexicans alive, has a lot of secret admirers, is very loyal and can be trusted, lots of people want to be seen with him.
by Athan Rico January 4, 2018
' He's such an Arnold Hernandez Sanchez"
by anonymusbandstan April 1, 2016
by bbbrandon June 30, 2020