having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

having a time

to be having an amazing unforgettable time. to be so happy you never want to stop.

"hey man what are you doing ?"
"I'm ... having a time at forum 2009"

by hanaptezzi April 27, 2009

Having it large with the lads

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

Having a laff

Having a Laff, aka danger wank.
Playing with yourself in a public place.

''What have you been up to''

''Not much just down the park having a Laff''

by 00Brookie July 28, 2017

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 22, 2002

Having a Milardo

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".

"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004