SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.
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Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
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The fattest meek In the known universe and can be turned into a worlds supply of bars of soap
Stop being such a Harold Wall
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Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!
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aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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