Hallway Haze

When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.

Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."

by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 8, 2015

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

suck it in a hallway

When you are dating a chick who's a freak and will give it to you all day! Even suck it in a hallway! She will swallow your cum in a hallway, alleyway, rooftops, elevators, bathrooms, public places, behind a dumpster,

and many other places! She needs to pop molly and have a big fat ass and huge tits!

Burke - "I need a freak who gonna give it to me all day!"
Chance - "Even suck it in a hallway!"

Burke - "fuck yeah suck my tip in a hallway!"

by Bigtip90 October 24, 2017

hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

Hallway Hug

The moment where random people (in front of you) decide to hug like they'll never see each other again.

This results in them getting in your way and you possibly tripping over them.

Erick: Aww! Sarah!!
Sarah: Erick!

*Long embrace*
You: WTF *trip* AAAH!!

Sarah: See you next period!!!
You: What is with this Hallway Hug!!!

by Sonny2607 April 29, 2012

Biscuit down a hallway

In this fun phrase the biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents a homosexual male's enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anal walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway.

by Leviethan July 25, 2016

Beef Hallways

A Vagina

You see the Beef Hallways on that thot

by AnnonamousMan420 June 15, 2022