Haver

To put forth no effort when you assure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you

Scott: "Hey V, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?"

Vitaliy: "No, sorry Scott. I totally Havered it.

by mmmmmhmmmmm June 21, 2011

Haider

Short fat penguin and thinks he’s a big don but he’s a douche bag

Haider isugly

by Madman.123 March 17, 2019

haever

Verb. To vomit, or more specifically, projectile vomit

Oh my god, after I douple-dropped those white hearts I had the biggest haever outside the club.

by Kid June 20, 2004

Haver

one who doesn't believe in poverty or failure, one who's always positive.

Don't think less of him, he's a Haver!

by Factorial5 February 5, 2020

halver

one who loves eggs. one who enjoys long walks on the beach and low fat yogurt. on who does palates daily. one who eats yoda. i love eggo waffles. black people are amazing and i love them . all of them. tell ur mom i say hi! And i like penis :3

halver,mom,eggs,beach,waffles

by frank hank December 17, 2010

Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018

haver

painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."

by Ben/Kelly October 31, 2004