hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

lego hair

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

by daniel hanner January 2, 2007

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

hair fang

The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.

hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 12, 2006

Physics Hair

The Phenomenon of the fringe being lifted to great heights without the aid of gel caused by having been sitting with one's head resting on one's non-writing hand for the extended time required to complete Physics problems.

*Upon running into a Physics room-mate in the kitchen at 2am exhibiting the symptoms:

"Wow, dude. Nice Physics hair."

by seeco March 15, 2010

Curly hair

That chaotic point between wavy hair and coily hair, where your hair just doesn't define any laws of physics and has a will and mind of its own

Curly hair problems; styling it is too difficult and takes too much time, but letting it be unsupervised ends up being even more disastrous

by ᴛᴇʀʀᴇɴᴄᴇ May 10, 2021

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011