Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Dirty Hobbit

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

by OGDH September 9, 2022

hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.

"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"

by Justin Norman January 19, 2009

Hobbit Weekend

Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.

Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.

by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011

hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

Cock Hobbit

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect

“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”

by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020

Hobbit Growth

when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.

Tom: So what have you done today?

Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.

Tom: You're a fucking idiot.

by boojumk January 16, 2010