when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him
Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing
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George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
Get the Hearing-AIDS mug.Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
by pabslo September 22, 2007
Get the soap opera hearing mug.The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.
"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".
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