Hawaiian Heimlich

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.
"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Hawaiian Popsicle

When you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it
“Dude last night was so freaky I gave her a Hawaiian Popsicle, she was going crazy over it”

“Yo what’s that?”

“A Hawaiian popsicle is when you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it”
by The-sock-factory July 09, 2022
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Square headed hawaiian

A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics
by ___—— September 22, 2018
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Hawaiian Head Pussy

The texture and fold of the skin located on the back of someone's head. Usually only observed after a fresh hair cut or shave. Generally found on Hawaiian locals due to the sun and humidity. Not to be considered as a negative, or a deformity, purely a unique physical trait.
"Wow that haircut is so fresh! Really showcases that sweet Hawaiian head pussy! Honestly that makes me horny"
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Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018
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Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 04, 2025
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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 23, 2017
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