by AmElIa627 May 04, 2011
A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones
West hatch high school is incredibly jarring
by butterspaki_4 May 23, 2021
You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu January 20, 2016
Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?
Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020
by la land down under August 18, 2012
Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 22, 2020