Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016

Snooze Guilt

That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.

John: Why are you so down?

Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.

John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.

Jane: Piss off.

by dalain August 10, 2012

guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything

Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings

by badassjediskier August 20, 2012

water guilt

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

pirate's guilt

The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.

"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."

"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."

"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."

"Pirate's guilt?"

"Aye."

by Boabby the barman July 14, 2014

Guilt tabs

When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!

Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.

by shangrula August 25, 2016

Mask Guilt

When you only wear a mask because you feel guilty or like a bad person for not wearing one

I put on my mask for everyone else because of my mask guilt

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021