The little drop of sweat that dramatically and comically shoots off the side of your face when you’re doing something that maybe you’re not supposed to be doing.
Emily: I just ate an entire container of rocky road straight out of the tub!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!
by A. Hedgerow February 22, 2021
The overwhelming aversion to throwing away cans or plastic when there is not a recycling bin nearby.
by ravenlocks April 19, 2010
The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
by badassjediskier August 20, 2012
When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!
Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.
by shangrula August 25, 2016
When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
by Bran Man July 30, 2009
A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.
Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”
by strawberry123456789 January 25, 2021
These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble July 19, 2013