geography

school subject that Americans only learn during times of war.

War: the only way americans learn geography

by dodgerhater July 30, 2008

Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!

Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!

by Fete December 28, 2005

Greg Burnz

Commonly referred to as the house hold marijuana smoking device, gravity bong or GB (pronounced "G. bee" not "g. BEE"), but used in the presence of parents,teachers,authority figures,and other anti-cannabis individuals.

Hey pops, I'm gonna go kick it with Greg Burnz.

by funder.bunder July 15, 2010

National Geographic

1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.

Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.

by CCM January 26, 2006

AP Human Geography

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.

Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5

by APKittyKat November 17, 2014

Greg McGrath

A more advanced way of describing the actions of an air hump. First, you put your arms out flat infront of you, then you pull back as hard as you can whilst clenching your fists, at the same time as pushing your pelvis forward in a humping motion. Can be adapted in many ways e.g. in badminton, a player hits the shuttlecock with the racket through their legs. This motion looks as if the player is trying to hump the shuttlecock, therefore they have done a Greg McGrath.

Instead of being normal today, Kumar decided he would be a freak & do the Greg McGrath.

by ImNotGregMcGrath April 1, 2009

Greg's Day

day in which it is Greg's responsibility to throw away lunch table trash (trays, bottles and cans, wrappers, potions-usually made in milk cartons, half-eaten main lunch, left over pieces of bosco sticks, Shayna's crusts); greg's day is celebrated every day but tends to elicit controversy among lunch table members and the deans (cupcakes thrown at faces, bottled water showered about, styrofoam lunch trays flung in aggravation)

Becky: Damn, I really don't want to have to throw away all this gross ass american-chop-suey I didn't eat.
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)

by Liam Mandeville January 2, 2009