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Gooner

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner
by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
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gooner

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict
by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023
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Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)
“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025
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Gooner

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.
"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"
by LASZONE January 30, 2025
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Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers
"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"
by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024
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Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".
The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.
by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025
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gooner

I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.
by halfhorse September 9, 2021
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