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Going Blanford

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal
I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.
by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010
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going M.I.A

removing yourself from toxic people/social media/distractions, focusing on yourself, becoming successful, developing good habits
“Yeah, what have you done lately? I didn’t any posts on Facebook,didn’t hear anything from you”
“ I’m going M.I.A for a while, just trying to focus on my career “
by Mălina B February 12, 2018
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goinked

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
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going bannanas

Being crazy.
person 1 : ooooooooohhhhhhhhh
person2: Stop eating bannanas you are going bannanas because of them!
by booommm May 6, 2020
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im going to move different

When you’re done with everyone treating you bad and you move differently, in a good way
Im going to move differently because ain't no one treating me right no more
by Smexy_lexi💕 September 5, 2019
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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
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