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the most handsome person on the planet, i love him so much and everything about them is perfect. he makes me smile all the time. <3
Person: Gio is hot
Me: Shut up I love him more
by neilcicierega July 16, 2021
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Gio

An italian mfer who will call the entire mafia to kill you. He was Mussolini's best friend and was the only gay person left alive by Hitler and Mussolini
Ayo look at that guy.

Bro he looks so gay, hes probably a gio
by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021
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Gio LoGiudice

A Gio LoGiudice is a smart young man, however, he occasionally can have a abnormally small male appendage. It runs in the family, generally from Italian descent. However, a Gio LoGiudice can sometimes be funny, occasionally making the sexual joke, or even having a Cleveland Steamer with a buddy. A Gio LoGiudice will always make you smile, while flashing you!
That Gio LoGiudice made me laugh!

I had a quickie with that Gio LoGiudice
by MuhammedRachman March 4, 2019
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Gio

Really hot nice guy but plays with plushies like bendy and fnaf
This kid was playing with plushies and listening to fnaf music, what a gio!
by Im diamond one June 5, 2023
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Gio

The most immature person you will ever meet. They’re extremely dumb and tend to have small 🍤. Next time you run into a gio make sure you make a run for it!!
“Have you met my hb gio?”
“no🏃🏽🏃🏽(runs away)”
by batman221 April 10, 2022
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Gio Approved

The healthiest bestest form if food or drink that Gio would consume, hence Gio Approved.
Basically, it's anything that is very healthy that will extend your human life.
The coffee Shaun was drinking at his desk was not Gio Approved. However, it may have been Brandon Approved.

Taco Bell sure ain't Gio Approved.

I love eating Gio Approved meals, it makes me feel better and at least 50% of the time I am eating well.
by nigelA July 17, 2025
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Gio

Gio is often short for Giovanni, but in this case it's short for a loser that likes getting his belly rubbed and scratches behind the ears.(he's a furry)
Person1: you still rubbing that furfags belly?
Person2:his name isn't furfag, it's gio
by SpicyPapí_ily_Matty May 1, 2020
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