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Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016
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Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
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Slim ginley

Did you see kates slim ginley
by Rikeyyy April 22, 2021
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Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.
Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle
by wanderingmermaid May 2, 2022
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Noah gandley

Particularly seen as the more “fruity” character of the crowd.
Guy: Hey who’s that guy taking it in the ass over there?
Girl: I think that’s a Noah gandley.
by plajvv16 September 24, 2022
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throp-girdle

Old English: þropgyrdel

A semi-permanent enclosure around a small village, farm or hamlet, erected to help contain livestock and/or delineate arable land under cultivation by the local community. Generally oval in shape, throp-girdles gradually replaced the rectilinear land boundaries created earlier by the Romans (although the first Anglo Saxon settlements of this period were often unbounded). Archeological evidence for throp-girdles is based on the excavation of shallow features such as fence-lines and trackways, with some of the best known examples coming from West Stow and Mucking in Suffolk and Essex respectively, both dating from the early 7th C.
Sum wudewe wunode Oswyn éðelstaðoles bewindende stīfne þropgyrdel ārǣrde gehaten æt þæs halgan byrgene on gebedum and fæstenum manega gear syððan

"A certain widow, named Oswyn, raised a stout throp-girdle about her humble settlement and dwelt at the grave of the holy one in prayer and fasting for many years afterwards" - Ælfric's Life of St. Edmund
by mambofish January 2, 2025
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James gingles

A highly confused creature known for making every situation worse by opening his mouth. Expert in playing the victim after single handedly causing the chaos. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism. Makes poor decisions daily. Maturity level: somewhere between a Toddler or 9 year old at highest a 12 year old.
“Stop acting like a total James gingles and take some responsibility
by Dhcbxjdh May 21, 2025
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