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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".
Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.
by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015
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Gain pods

Delectable pods that add a little more flavor than Tide pods
I could really go for some gain pods pizza right about now.
by Pswiggy January 31, 2018
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Mutual Gaining

A term used to refer to a couple who are both into feederism and want to gain weight together. It is a type of fetish that involves a partner.
We're mutual gaining and enjoying the journey.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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Gain Eagers

A joke name.
Supposed to sound like you’re saying “Gay N***ers”
Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025
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Gaines

Always don’t get attention and gets upset about it
Gaines is a lonely mf 💀
by Lmafo lol November 22, 2021
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Neutral Gain

When texting your crush, you only hit the middle texting option until it makes a full sentence or when you decide to stop, and send it to them.
I just tried Neutral Gain, it says “that you have got to me beat the world and it was all good bruh.” And she said “Do you want me to wack you off?”
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
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