Reverse Granny

Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.

Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.

by Kikker May 18, 2013

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

Granny Ann

The fucking best troll on the web. She poses as a Grandmother. She enjoys baking cookies, collecting nudes, stalking people, being nice, knitting things and being nice.

She can be found on Truthbox.

Granny Ann! bake me some fucking cookies!

No child! ask nicely!

Wh- but. NO!

But then no cookies!

WAIT!

yes?

May I have some cookies?

Yes! (ownnnned.)

by The orginal troll August 10, 2009

granny panties

Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.

"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"

by Soft and silky May 07, 2006

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 04, 2010