Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Geezer

Old greasy ugly nasty motherfuckers. Likes to lurk in dark corridors waiting to harass poor young women. These nasty sons of bitches are N-A-S-T-Y DISGUSTING fat fucking mother fuckers.

Uncle Tommy is a nasty fat fuck of an old geezer

by Accuratdefs May 4, 2020

Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers

A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer

by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022