Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words

“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”

by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025

A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )

" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.

by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025

Semen gargle

It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.

I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle

by The Masterbaiter77! July 15, 2023