gargle babble

A joke, statment or speech that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth that you wish you could gargle it away with mouth wash. Often applicable to politicians or people who think they're funny but aren't.

That guy speaks so much gargle babble that I had to leave the room before I threw up.

by Gac1 December 11, 2011

Gargle the gonads

Putting testicles in your mouth.

She could really gargle the gonads.

by gstringpyro July 22, 2015

Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.

Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!

by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016