frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.

She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.

by Durbin November 14, 2007

froggin

when you pee in a girls butthole and then drink it out with a straw, kind of like shrimpin

that bitch is so nasty she was beggin to go froggin

by Nate M January 12, 2004

frog in your throat

when you're high and it feels like there is a frog in your throat and its crawling out.Commonly followed by cotton mouth

"dude, is there a frog in your throat?"
"totally"

by twinkr November 3, 2020

frognato

a made-up word describing a small torpedo designed to go through swampy like waters. it gets its name from the "jump" like actions the frognato does while traveling through the waters. these jump like actions causes the torpedo to gain the "frog" name

the captain sent a frognato to the soldiers

by TheColorMob June 2, 2023

Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.

Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.

by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019

Bull frogging

The term used for when someone uses, specifically a bullfrog for the purpose of sexual stimulation, sex play, and other sexual uses…
Using a bullfrog as an alternative to a fleshlight.
Using a bullfrog to stimulate your partner’s genitals/genitalia.
Using a bullfrog to stimulate your own genitals/genitalia.

Clifford and I was bull frogging last night , until his wife showed up.
I used to use a fleshlight all the time until I tried bull frogging. There’s nothing better than the smooth, warty, porous skin of the bullfrog.
I got warts on my penis from bull frogging too much.

by TanTanthepoet August 28, 2021

frogging

A presumably fictitious sexual act performed on an insatiable recipient for whom fisting simply is not enough. While in the pile driver position the receiver guides the giver's hands and feet into the orafice of choice. Once pentration has been accomplished, the froggee notifies the frogger to say it, at which point the frogger says "motherfuckin ribbit bitch"

Yo my bitch gradufuckinated from fisting to frogging, son!

by Poosandwees2 January 11, 2009