an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
by LouderNowLove May 25, 2009

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
by JoeBee January 18, 2008

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.
1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?
2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.
2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.
by Duton November 6, 2011

by Pizzazzip May 29, 2020

A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
by Dusty"LGBTQ"Haggard September 3, 2016

The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down
by abaysal December 23, 2009

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.
by anaphase January 9, 2015
