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San Francisco Porcupine

A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR
Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.

Chillin in San Francisco 

Getting so drunk that you throw up on yourself laying in your bed.
Bro miles got so drunk he was chillin in San Francisco.

San Francisco Giants 

San Francisco's baseball team, who for 58 years battled season after season of heartbreak until finally becoming World Series Champions in 2010
Joe: Who are the San Francisco Giants?
Frank: Tim Lincecum, Edgar Renteria, Buster Posey, Huff Daddy, Freddy Sanchez, Uribe, Brian Wilson, Javi Lopez, Matt Cain, Andres Torres, Pablo Sandoval, and even Aaron Rowand!
Joe: I still don't get it.

Frank: They're the goddamn World Champions man! We did it!
San Francisco Giants by Datafiles November 12, 2010

Los Angeles vs San Francisco

A California rivalry between Nor Cal city "San Francisco" and So Cal city "Los Angeles". Here is a list of the rivalries listed: redwoods vs palm trees, wine country vs dessert, crossfit vs built lean, star wars vs star trek, SF Giants vs LA Dodgers, iPhone vs Android, Mocha vs Latte, vodka vs wine, twilight vs big lebowski, bukowski vs thoreau, katy perry vs rihanna, and post modernism vs post modernism, Golden Gate vs Santa Monica Pier. There are still more than what is listed. SF Giants has won more World Series Titles than the LA Dodgers beating them by one title.
LA Boy: Hey, mind if you can move over to my place?
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.

San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.
Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.
San Francisco Hitchhike by kct September 26, 2014

san francisco trolley ride 

To receive a hand job pushing the penis from belly button towards anus similar to moving the control arm of a San Francisco Trolley
Brad received an aggressive San Francisco Trolley Ride from Jen which left him wondering if he should go to the doctor for BPS (broken penis syndrome).San Francisco, Handy, Jerk-off, Broken Penis Syndrome, Hand Job