food

worthless, unnecessary, useless, and unneeded to live.

Hey nick want some food

No food is unnecessary

by Donnioe September 1, 2021

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

food

an edible substance

Sophia ate her friend's food

by lemonade 2365 April 11, 2022

food

A usually delouses thing that can be eaten raw or cooked the is no better thing than food it is the best it also helps keep you alive even if it is not tasty but if you not to far past it can save your life.

food is yum.

by the pursue April 13, 2021

food

Young octopus in 19th century Hawaii

Let's go eat some food

by George Foreman May 10, 2003

food

A hybrid of dude, spelled 'dood,' - as it is commonly spelled in electronic communication between hipsters (via but not limited to text message, skype, gchat and for the more ironic folk, aim and prodigy) - and fool.

Don't be such a food.
You best stop jo actin' like a food ya heya?

by trulyhung June 17, 2013

food

slang term for sex

man, i had some awesome food last night. it was very tasty

by Nat Conway April 14, 2004