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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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FIZZY

A grav but instead of burn holes at the bottom of your water bottle, you get a thumb tack and poke holes all around the bottle to make your high more pleasurable and your grab run smoother
Want this grav Ted?
Why are there holes all around the bottle?

Ted you bone head the smoke in a Fizzy runs smoother !!!
by Fuckk yaa chickenn stripss April 11, 2019
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FLAMEY AND FIZZY

they suck
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by JjThe September 4, 2022
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Fizzy

I love fizzy
by reggiefizzyluvr October 30, 2023
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Fizzy

Feeling a general sense of calm and relaxation about the situation, similar to feeling “chill” or “fine”
John: You should get help.
Blake: Nah bro, I’m fizzy
by Johnson + Johnson August 22, 2024
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Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.
ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!
by ESBremzy October 11, 2019
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fizzy fresh

To be so cool your just too cool to be cool
My friend jack is so fizzy fresh everyone is jealous of him
by Bobbi I August 9, 2021
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