Fifa

a game that's makes you want you to gauge your eyeballs out why simultaneously dipping your penis in a vat of acid

My penis is no longer with us because i played fifa

by Fat spiderman October 26, 2022

FIFA

When someone really makes a mess of something.

For example organising a World Cup and alcohol is banned, or hosting it in a country where minorities are marginalised or killed.

They really FIFA’d this one up, didn’t they?!

Have you heard the new Beyoncé album? Man it is so BAD. She really FIFA’d up her style huh?

by Captain85 November 18, 2022

King of Fifa

Generally only used with the name Carl in the same sentence.

Anyone see Carl?! Who? The king of Fifa

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

no fifa february

where lads don’t play any type of fifa for the whole month of february

girl:it’s no fifa february finally my boyfriend will message me

by anonymous_baex November 28, 2020

Fifa

Shit game

Fifa is so bad it’s a shit game

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Fifa

The act of being gay and Stoopid

He is as gay as fifa

by Cornac434 February 5, 2020

Fifa

The opposite of a zifa a relaxed person with a angle like skin and really pretty and make everyone jealous

Zaria is a fifa because she is so pretty

by Jasmin Nicole Anderson May 1, 2019