Fentanyl Ferret

A person who goes in search of Fentanyl and other similar opioids.

Fentanyl Ferrets are not limited to previously mentioned elicit drugs and may be found searching for: meth, crack, coke, herion, etc.

Fentanyl Ferrets may also be waiting on the doorstep of recently released hospital patients in wait to request any prescribed medication of their liking.

Fentanyl Ferret:
I can’t believe that Fentanyl Ferret is begging for my pain medication.

by Drugsarebad July 4, 2023

Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.

Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!

by Imbringingsexyback May 6, 2014

Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Feral Ferret

The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.

Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.

Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016