FBI

Open Up

*Your watching loli hentai* FBI OPEN UP

by published on Urban Dictionary March 10, 2021

FBI

One Direction & Taylor Swift fans. They notice every detail and they are 100% able to figure a murder

Person 1: Omg Directioners are literally FBI, they notice every single detail.

Person 2: Absolutely bestie, for example that Larry thing in Jamaica right?

by ILikeToEatCarrots April 3, 2021

Fbi

common chant

FBI

by GermaniumL November 18, 2025

FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house

Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"

by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025

#fbi

their audacious SIM-swapping schemes. Operating under the name "fbi," this collective has been gaining notoriety for their actions. The group's alleged leader, known by the alias "Flako," and their co owner, "Nail," have reportedly managed this operation.

group #fbi

by persuasive May 15, 2025

FBI PEDOPHONICS

The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.

Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.

by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025

FBI SWAT

Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.

guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"

by Bryce878 August 23, 2023