Facebook

A playpen for the retarded.

Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers

by LexieMorison March 28, 2013

Facebook

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.

Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!

by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015

facebook

facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest

molestations
sadness
facebook

by mrjayc March 27, 2012

facebook

facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.

chat on facebook tonight, yeah?

by wellhello333 December 25, 2016

facebook

just another web hive

facebook is so over, you should try second life!

by dlgt December 26, 2007

Facebook

The only book teenagers read these days.

Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.

by nopantszone August 2, 2010

Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!

by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010