A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
by xgirlybooknerdx February 28, 2015
A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
by Kkit'sallgood January 20, 2012
by mrjayc February 11, 2012
facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.
by wellhello333 December 25, 2016
by dlgt November 07, 2007
Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.
Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.
Ciera: Good one.
Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.
Ciera: Good one.
by nopantszone August 02, 2010
The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010