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financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.
Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.
by old observer November 20, 2023
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Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.
Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.
by Katielady317 June 21, 2021
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against dictatorial regimes.
Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.
Due to the special financial operation, Russia's economy is in the shitter.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.
Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
by Zipdox November 7, 2022
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Financial Leprosy

The state of being so poor, your poverty is considered contagious and you are shunned and unable to engage in society writ large. To be working poor or below the poverty line and unable to socialize.
Hard work is the cure for financial leprosy!
by Caligan October 6, 2022
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booty-financier

To bank in someone else's ass at an interest rate of 1-2%, depending on age.
This girl is really into becoming a booty-financier at such a young age.
by Ringtarder June 5, 2022
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