(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
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Oh my gosh...she is such a filter hoe...look at her it looks like she wants to be f*cked in every hole.
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1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
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1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”
“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
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