fart

Adding to previous defition, usually farts can either be loud and friendly, or silent and deadly...

by Fart sniffer October 08, 2002

fart

When your hella constipated after eating 7 bean burritos and then you just squeeze ur butt cheeks and instead of shitting a huge fart screechuings and bams out. stinky too.

You farted

by butt head November 22, 2003

fart

1.)Coming from the Butt: A short or long, loud or quiet blast of stinky, smelly air. Or may not even smell at all.

2.)Coming from the virgina: A Pussy Fart or well, just um, see queef

1.)We sniff each other's farts when we get bored.

2.)Dude,she farted on my face...

by FUH-ART January 10, 2003

fart

The tone of the fart is inversely proportional to the tension of the anus on emission

A fart that is a:

a squeaker - tight
deep and throaty - baggy

by naughty J April 27, 2006

fart

a trapped turd crying for help

man 1:freeeeeep! o shit dude i just shart-farted.
man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped!

by cdawg111 June 03, 2010

fart

1. n. A slight explosion between two legs

Synonyms: tooted, shot a bunny, started a motorcycle, and made a naughty noise

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

by Sir Marmot Piggle June 04, 2004

Fart

The deadliest thing known to mankind

Guy 1: Oh shit, she's going to blow!
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*

by Corey the best Definer July 17, 2016