An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.
My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.
by Sven Schligenmuehler August 31, 2008
by rsgfsgf85sfg December 11, 2012
Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.
by ERIC IS SO SEXYY June 29, 2019
by 123 trey June 19, 2017
a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 03, 2022
He is a homo ginger that loves playing Xbox and used to smoke a lot now he just hooks up with guys and drives around in forza horizon
by ZENBUSH78000 April 12, 2020
Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
by You spicy daddy ooferson October 16, 2018