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lunier eclipse

slapping your partner in the eyes with your penis.
" i dont want to see your penis, its alright baby i will give you a lunier eclipse."
by nijpac March 28, 2007
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dick eclipse

Unit of measurement by which the amount of your dick that is being blocked by your protruding belly from your own point of view when looking down whilst urinating or other activities. Must be standing up straight.
Hey man, my dick eclipse is starting to clear up.
by Digital Phantom August 23, 2016
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total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
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dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.
I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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eclipsed

"Oh man Katie got eclipsed behind that giant in this picture."
by Rachaelthewordmaster December 22, 2008
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Eclipse

o filthey

str8 gangsta

has 9846590345 bitches

fuck a bitch gimme head ho
by The one and only January 9, 2005
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Mitsubishi Eclipse

A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.
Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard
by The Real Eggplant July 16, 2007
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