Eargasm is when your earwax "cums" out of you ear and spunks everywhere whilst listening to EDM all night.
Hipster 1. I had an eargasm in this bait night club last night brah!
Hipster 2. I know brah, I was the same, the EDM was lively!
Hipster 2. I know brah, I was the same, the EDM was lively!
by Jay "Quatermaster" Gatsby November 10, 2013

by sogoodibrokemypitvipers May 13, 2025

Noun. when your listening to music so good you flop and twitch on the floor with cum coming out you ears and therefore having a eargasm.
by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

by sarahlou July 4, 2007
