lockup dress

A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.

The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.
This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.

I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.

This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.
by bedd time September 15, 2010
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meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.
So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.
by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014
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X-Dressing

It means crossdressing(when a person of one sex dresses as the other sex).
You saw that crossdresser over there? Man, you almost couldn't tell that it was X-Dressing!
by A_Certain_Fanfic_Reader April 25, 2009
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window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
by Mikey_C February 21, 2009
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Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
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fuckum dress

a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.
"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress. You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)
by meetdani January 19, 2014
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Naked Dress

A dress that you can wear into public and makes you feel as if you are wearing no clothes. Meanwhile you are.

*Common misunderstanding: Does not mean you appear naked*
Christina: OMG I love this naked dress. It makes me feel so free!
by Tsaitea July 18, 2019
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