Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

Doof

A complete and utter idiot

James is such a massive DOOF!

by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 25, 2015

doof

A word describing a mix of food from opposite kinds. For example, "doof" can mean good mixes like fries and ice cream or bad mixes like ketchup and water.

"This food tastes like doof."

by casperito May 27, 2023

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014

Doof

A dick fart. Combination of the words 'dick' and 'poof.'

Man, that guy is such a doof!

by Doofinator May 17, 2014