do the math

An activity typically undertaken by single women between the ages of 27 and 33. The objective of "doing the math" is for the woman to determine the youngest age at which she could earliest enter into a marriage and, later, have a child. The end result being that the woman determines the extent to which she will lower her standards.

Krystal: "Chrystal, I'm almost 30. Do the math. If I met a guy today, it would be at least two years before we get engaged, then another year to get married and then another year to live together before we might start trying to have a baby. That means I would be at least 33 when I have my first kid. I don't want to be 33 when I start having kids! Do you know any single guys?"
Chrystal: "No."

Pete: "I'm 30 and single."
Steve: "So?"
Pete: "....."

by jtweez2004 September 4, 2010

do the job

verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.

Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.

by odnarud December 20, 2008

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."

Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?

by anonymous July 22, 2004

DO THE FORTNITE

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person 1: hi
person2: DO THE FORTNITE
person1: *does the fortnite*

by bobedobypassing August 7, 2021

Do The Dew

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.

Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it

by the man named stan February 24, 2009

Do the Blanca

To fall or trip while performing whimsical activities. To have poor balance and acquiesce to the pull of gravity.

I was walking down the sidewalk and did the Blanca over an elevated slab of concrete.

She forgot to stop above the ledge near the Music room and did the Blanca, hurting both her wrists.

Joseph "Do the Blanca!" et.al: *Falls*

by B&tB June 16, 2013

Do the Dew

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.

Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"

Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."

by MC DDP October 18, 2009