Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
If you know you know Asian dick cheese…
by V1PACC0UNT October 08, 2023
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Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.
He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.
by Pastyclown May 02, 2025
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Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.
Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.
by Masongottits January 13, 2021
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philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.
I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.
by TheBoss412 February 06, 2018
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 08, 2022
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