Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Decland

A very tall, English male. Usually one who has an obsession with football and innuendo.

Whoah! He's as tall as a Decland!

by Akkue August 6, 2007

Declare

Declare: short for Declaring my independence. Used as a slang term for smoking Cannabis, due to the fact that the United States Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper. The phrase originated from the International School of Indiana, located in Indianapolis.

Note: declaration can be used as a noun as a slang for cannabis

-Hey, why don't we go over to Stephanie's and declare tonight?
-Great idea.

or

-Do you know somewhere where i may be able to purchase some declaration?

by anonymous 2323 April 19, 2010

delagical

something that is both delightful and magical all at once.

"Wow, that little gnome wearing the top hat just gave me a foot massage while reading my mind! That was simply delagical!"

by Criszizzle October 23, 2009

Declan

An amazing human who is really athletic and very good in bed.

Declan! You are very good in bed and can play rugby very well!

by amaidner August 6, 2019

Declan

a little man who likes to flex his muscles and brags about the fact that his mum is a dentist and that he is rich because his mummy is dentist. he also has many girlfriends that he tongues with in front of all his friends but he doesn't do it in front of his mummy because she will beat him because he is not old enough to date (he is 15).

random man: look there Declan wonder when his mummy is gonna let him date
Declan: don't talk shit about my mummy

by a friend of declan March 16, 2020